Only three weekends, at least fifteen hours of looking and just as much gas later, we finally find this and it becomes our new umbrella stand. We only had one lonely umbrella, so I stuck another old worn out one in just to make it look worth the effort. :)
It obviously wasn't meant to be an umbrella stand, but that was the problem. We didn't want just an old run of the mill umbrella stand. We wanted to find something different. I think we did very well.